69 + Sick Rizz Pickup Lines | From Meh to Meow in One Shot

Is your love life suffering from a terminal case of “meh”?  Do your pickup lines land with a thud instead of a wink?  

Fear not, fellow patients!  Dr. Sick Rizz is here to prescribe the cure – a potent cocktail of hilarious, romantic, and downright dirty pickup lines guaranteed to get your heart rate (and maybe theirs) soaring.  

This blog is your one-stop shop for Sick Rizz Lines that will have you laughing, blushing, and landing dates in no time.  

Ready to become a Casanova with a contagious case of charisma?  

Let’s get this party started!

Funny Sick Rizz up Lines

Feeling under the weather?   Don’t worry. These Funny Sick Rizz Up Lines will have you curing hearts, not headaches.  

Get ready to spread laughter (and maybe love) with our hilarious pick-up lines!

• Is it contagious, or is it just the way you look that makes my heart skip a beat? 
• They say laughter is the best medicine, but you’re giving me a fever. (Wink)
• I might need an ambulance because you just stole my breath away. (Hold chest dramatically)
• I’m not sure what’s worse, my allergies acting up, or how badly I want to ask you out. (Sniffle)
• Doc says I need more sunshine in my life. (Points at you)  Looks like I found my cure.
• This cough syrup isn’t working. Please give me a dose of your number instead.
• You’re hotter than a bowl of chili on a bad heartburn day. 
• Is it just me, or has the room spun faster since you walked in?
• I tripped and fell for you. (Dramatic faint) Can I get your number before I hit the floor?
• I need an adult beverage. (Looks at you suggestively) Or maybe just you.
• I’m still determining what’s worse, these puns or how badly I want to take you out.
• They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but I need your number to write a love story. (Holds up the phone)
• I tripped and fell for you. This floor is uneven. Can I get your number for emotional support?
• Is it just me, or did the temperature rise to 10 degrees? (Fans self dramatically) It must be you.
• I don’t know what’s worse, my dance moves, or how badly I want to dance with you. (Prepares to bust a move) Care to join?
• I’m here to spread some Sick Rizz, not germs! (Pulls out hand sanitizer) We could skip the handshake and go straight to a date.
• They say laughter is the best medicine, but you’re making me forget I even needed it in the first place.

Romantic Sick Rizz Pickup Lines

Lovestruck and feeling under the weather? 

Don’t sweat it! Unleash your inner charmer with our Romantic Sick Rizz Pickup Lines. 

Get ready to make them swoon, even with a runny nose!

• You’re the only thing that can make me forget the ache in my head. 
• Seeing you is like getting a shot of happiness straight to the heart. (Point to chest) 
• They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and my eyes are smitten right now. 
• If this is what being sick feels like, I should get sick more often. 
• You’re the cure for the common heartbreak. 
• My doctor prescribed you a healthy dose, and I’m starting to feel better already. 
• I’d happily quarantine with you if it meant getting to know you better. 
• You’re like a breath of fresh air on a stuffy day.
• You have a smile that could cure even the worst blues.
• Looking into your eyes is like getting lost in the most beautiful dream.
• I never believed in love at first sight, but then you walked in.
• I may fake an injury just to have an excuse to talk to you again. (Smiles)
• You’re the missing piece to my perfectly imperfect puzzle.
• Sunshine is beautiful, but you outshine it.
• Getting lost in your eyes is the sweetest kind of getting lost.
• They say chivalry isn’t dead, so can I get you a drink or your number?
• I never thought I’d find someone who could make me feel this happy just by talking to them.

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Dirty Sick Pickup Lines

Feeling under the weather but craving something a little more spicy?  

Our Dirty Sick Pickup Lines are the cure for your boring conversation blues!  

Get ready to spread some laughter (and maybe a little blush) with these hilarious lines guaranteed to leave them smitten.

• (With a sly grin) Doc says I need to raise my heart rate. (Taps chin suggestively) Think you can help?
• You’re giving me a temperature I can’t seem to bring down. 
• I should get you checked out because you’re giving me a virus. (Winks) The good kind. 
• They say rest is the best remedy, but I can only think about getting restless with you. 
• Call me weak because you’ve got me feeling all kinds of dizzy. 
• I need a prescription for what you’re doing to me. (Raises eyebrow)
• You’re giving me a type of fever that medicine can’t cure. (Raises eyebrow)
• I think I need CPR because you just took my breath away. (Feigning collapse)
• Maybe I should warn you that you’re extremely contagious. (Winks) With hotness.
• I’m unsure what’s stronger, my feelings for you or this cough syrup I’m taking. (Fake cough)
• They say laughter is the best medicine, but you’re making me feel things requiring a different treatment. (Smirks)
• You’re giving me a chill that isn’t from being sick. (Shivers playfully)
• I need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation because you just stole my breath away. (Leans in close)
• They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, my eyes are begging for your number.
• Call me weak in the knees because you’ve got me feeling all kinds of unsafe.
• I may blame you for this sudden spike in my heart rate. (Places hand over chest) Doctor’s orders: spend more time with you.

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Sick Rizz Lines (General)

• My pickup line game is so sick it needs quarantine. (Laughs)  Here goes nothing. 
• I’m not feeling too well, but seeing you brightens my day. 
• Feeling under the weather, you’re a sight for sore eyes. 
• They say misery loves company, so how about we make each other feel better? 
• On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re the antibiotic shot I desperately need. 
• I’m allergic to boring people and lucky for me, you seem delightful. 
• This place crawls with germs, but you’re the only thing contagious enough to catch my eye. 
• You’re the perfect distraction from all this coughing and sneezing. (Fake sneeze)
• I’m on the mend, but you could make my recovery process much faster. (Smiles)
• I feel a little weak, but seeing you makes me feel strong enough to ask you out. 
• I’m here to spread some Sick Rizz, not germs! (Holds up hand in mock surrender) A date wouldn’t hurt, either.
• Feeling under the weather, you’re the sunshine after the storm.
• I may be coughing like a seal, but you’re still the most beautiful sight in the room.
• This place is a snoozefest, but you’re a conversation starter.
• On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re the reason I came here in the first place.
• Feeling a little under the weather, you’re the cure for the common cold… shoulder. (Gestures to your shoulder) Want to keep me company?
• This place is a total buzzkill, but you’re the life of the party.
• I may be coughing like a broken car, but you’re still the sweetest melody in the room.
• On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re the reason I risk getting kicked out for talking to you. (Smiles)
• They say opposites attract, so  (Raises eyebrows playfully) Want to put that theory to the test?

Bonus Sick Rizz 

• I am looking for someone to cuddle with. I come in king size! 
• They say I have a big personality, but I bet yours is even bigger. (Gestures towards the person)
• Don’t worry; there’s plenty of room for you in my heart… and maybe even my arms. 
• I may be big, but my jokes are small. (Laughs) Want to hear one?
• You’re the missing piece to my perfectly oversized puzzle. 
• They say I have a bear hug, but I promise I won’t squeeze too tight. (Opens arms for a hug) Unless you want me to.
• Don’t be intimidated by my size; I’m a gentle giant. (Winks) Most of the time.
• I may be a handful, but I bet you can handle it. (Raises eyebrows in a playful challenge)
• Looking for someone who can keep up? (Gestures towards self) Challenge accepted?
• You seem interesting enough to warrant getting squished by me. (Laughs) Just kidding.
• Don’t worry; I have a heart as big as my size. (Places hand over heart) There’s plenty of room for you in there.
• They say I have a booming voice, but I promise to use it to serenade you, not scare you away.
• I may be a lot to handle, but you’re strong enough to take it on. (Flexes playfully)
• Looking for someone who appreciates a good cuddle? (Opens arms for a hug) Come here!
• You seem interesting enough to warrant getting my oversized self out of my comfort zone. (Grins) Interested?