Best Lacrosse Rizz Lines: Score Big On & Off the Field

Hey there, laxers! Feeling a little shy on the sidelines when your crush walks by?  

Wishing you had the perfect pick-up line to score a date, not just a goal?  Fear not!  This is your one-stop shop for the ultimate arsenal of lacrosse rizz lines.

We’ve got everything from laugh-out-loud funny lines to melt-your-heart romantics and even a few (careful!) spicy options.  

No matter your style, we’ve got the rizz to get you noticed.

So, ditch the awkward silence and step up your game with our 100+ lacrosse rizz lines. 

We guarantee you’ll find the perfect one to leave your crush speechless (in a good way) and ready to grab some post-game smoothies with you.  

Let’s get out there and score some love, laxers!

Lacrosse Rizz Lines

• I am looking for a teammate for life’s adventures. You in?
• I hear you have a wicked shot. Want to test it out on me sometime? (This one works for guys or girls!)
• They say offense wins games, but your defense is stealing my heart.
• You’re the perfect mix of finesse and grit. Just my type.
• Practice makes perfect, right? Want to practice hanging out with me?
• You’re the perfect combination of brains and brawn. Just my type.
• Looking for someone to celebrate victories with and pick me up after losses. You in?
• I hear you have a killer feed. Want to feed me some dinner sometime?

• My lax game is on point, but my social skills need some work. Can I buy you a coffee and practice my charm?
• You’re the reason I need to check my strings… because my heart is skipping a beat every time I see you.
• You’re the perfect example of why I love lacrosse… it brings incredible people together.
• Looking for someone to push me to be my best on and off the field. Are you up for the challenge?
• I hear you have a killer shot. Can you test it out on the goal in my backyard sometime? (This one works for guys or girls!)
• My lax skills are improving, but my social skills need some work. Can I walk you home and practice my charm?
• You’re the reason I need to string a new head… because my old one can’t handle the heat you’re bringing.

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Funny Lacrosse Rizz Up Lines

• You handle that stick better than anyone I know we can practice our cradling skills together sometime.
• I aim to be good on the field. Can I score off it, too?
• Did it hurt when you fell from lacrosse heaven? Because you’re an absolute catch.
• I bet I can dodge you all day, but can I dodge your number?
• I’m flagged for illegal checking lately because you’re checking all the boxes.
• Is your name “Cleats”? Because you’ve stolen mine.
• My crease needs a crease attack, and you look like the perfect player for the job.
• I’d like to get a face full of yours as long as it’s from your water bottle after a sweaty game. (Use with caution!)
• On a scale of 1 to lacrosse, how illegal is it for me to ask for your number?
• You’re hotter than a traditional pocket on a hot summer day.
• Feeling a little lost in the field of love. Can you be my guide?

• My lax bag feels a little empty. Could you fill it with your awesomeness?
• I can out-hustle you for the last slice of pizza, but we can share.
• Hoping you won’t travel on this pick-up line because I’m serious about getting to know you.
• You’re the reason I need to visit the penalty box for thinking about you way too much.
• My lax IQ is off the charts, but I’m failing to figure out how to ask you out. Help a teammate out?
• They call me “Hot Hands” because I can handle a hot potato… and maybe someone as hot as you.
• Is your name “Goal”? Because you’re mine.
• You move on the field like a poetry slam. Can we write our own love story sometime?
• I hope you won’t crease me with a rejection because I’m nervous!
• My lax dreams are filled with you making a fantastic save… on my heart from falling for someone else.
• Feeling a little short-handed lately… because I’m missing you by my side.
• Hoping you won’t call a technical foul on this pick-up line… because it came from the heart (or at least my funny bone).
• You’re hotter than a broken mesh pocket on a scorching day.
• I bet I can out-hustle you for the last water bottle… but maybe we can share? (Great for hot days at the field!)
• They call me “Lefty” because I always know how to make a good first impression… with my left hand at least. (If you’re left-handed, use this!)
• My lax skills are fire, but my flirting skills need work. Can I buy you a drink and practice on you?
• Hoping you won’t throw a red card at my cheesy pick-up line.
• You’re the reason I need to clear my crease… because my head is totally in the game thinking about you. (A slightly cleaner version of #35)
• You’re smoother than a good pocket on a brand-new stick.

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Romantic Lacrosse Rizz Lines:

• Seeing you play was like watching a masterpiece unfold. Would you like to grab coffee sometime and discuss your artistic talents (lacrosse skills)?
• Your footwork is mesmerizing. Can you take a walk with me sometime?
• You have the eye of a sniper and the grace of a gazelle. Can I buy you a post-game smoothie?
• You light up the field just like you light up my heart. Let’s catch a sunset together sometime.
• They call me “Scoop” because I’m good at picking up loose balls, and maybe people like you, too.
• Your hustle on the field is inspiring. How about we hustle to grab some tacos after the game?
• I’m still determining what’s more impressive: your dodging skills or your smile.
• My heart does a little jump shot every time I see you play. ❤️
• You’re the perfect teammate for life’s game. Want to grab a coffee and discuss strategies? ☕️
• They say good things come in threes. Can I be your third practice buddy (and maybe more)?
• You have the heart of a champion and the smile of an angel. Can I buy you a celebratory drink after your game?
• Your dedication to the sport is inspiring. How about we celebrate your hard work with some post-game ice cream?
• They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and my eyes are beholding you.

• You’re the missing piece to my perfect team. Want to join my squad?
• I’d like to get checked by you… as long as it’s not a roughing the passer call.
• You’re the reason I want to extend my practice sessions… because I just can’t get enough of watching you play.
• Hoping you’ll give me a chance to score… a date with you.
• You’re the MVP of my heart.
• My lax bag is full of dreams, and one of them is getting to know you better.
• They say behind every great player is a great support system. Want to be mine?
• Your passion for the sport is contagious. How about we grab coffee and talk about our dreams?
• They say practice makes perfect, and I’d love to practice getting to know you better.
• You have the toughness of a defender and the grace of an attacker. A perfect combination.
• Hoping you’ll be the goalie to my heart… and stop it from falling for anyone else.
• You’re the reason I want to play a full 60 minutes… because spending time with you just flies by.
• My lax bag is full of memories, and I’d love to add some new ones with you.
• Hoping you’ll give me a chance to score… a goal in your heart, that is. (A cleaner version of #55)
• You’re the reason I love watching warm-ups… because seeing you play makes my heart race.
• My lax game is on point, but my dating life needs work. Want to change that?
• They say teamwork makes the dream work. Want to be my teammate in life?

Dirty Lacrosse Rizz Up Lines 

• My defense is strong, but I might let you break through.
• You’re why I need to take a holding penalty… because I can’t stay away. (Careful, this one’s a bit forward!)
• Feeling a little bit like a crease dive lately… because I’m diving head first for you.
• Hoping you don’t call a slash on my heart when I ask you out.
• Baby, you are finer than a titanium shaft.

• I’m feeling like a face-off violation lately because I can’t keep my eyes off you. (A bit forward, be smooth!)
• Hoping you won’t call a goalie interference penalty on my heart… because I’m falling for you fast.
• Feeling a little like a crease dive lately… because I’m diving head first for your number. (A slightly cleaner version of #23)
• Hoping you won’t call a slashing penalty on my heart… because you’re looking sharp out there.